Worst I did a Bad Thing with good intentions a couple of weeks ago. Even while doing it, I knew it was an offense that could be punished by...
Dinner Party
Since I don't read comments (or personal email) at work, I decided that the first few folks who noted that lasagna was fine were right a...
Break, Psychotic
I'm stressed. Exhausted. Circumstances at work are changing. The role of my group is continuously evolving. I feel I'm disappoin...
Call for Recipes
I think I fell asleep for a moment or two while I was washing my hair. I've been taking conference calls starting at 6AM, putting in a ...
Through
After perching sunglasses over my be-contacted eyes and clipping a leash to Chienne's be-collared neck, we set off in the sunshine to do...
Project Nightmare
“You gave a seminar,” he said and I blinked at him. I’ve spoken in front of large groups of people many times since joining Industry and pr...
Scary
Let’s say I’m afraid of goldfish. I actually like goldfish, but for the sake of this post, we’ll assume I have a not-entirely-rational aver...
Barely Sunrise
One of the most deliciously luxurious habits I have is waking before dawn and curling up to think. I take comfort in the onset of sunshine,...
Present!
“What’s this?” Adam asked, having muted his phone when I waved and walked in his office. “A present,” I answered coyly before grinning and h...
Numbered List of Random Thoughts
I was always confused by fact and opinion. It seemed to me that "My favorite color is blue," should be a fact while "Blue is...
Treasures
“This is to certify that [Grandpa] did on this date at approximately 2100 Hours call his lawful wife (we hope it was his wife because he kep...
Oh. Hey.
I tried to write something meaningful. When that failed, I tried to revise one of my old posts such that it would be suitable for publicati...
Bad to Better
Not Good "Katie," Sibling gasped when she rushed in the room. "I'm sorry! I saw him coming in and I was too far away an...
Update
"I'll do it," I offered yesterday, speaking softly and smiling when four faces turned toward me in surprise. "I know how...